War
Today I was reading some things on the war in Iraq But every one of the essays/comments I read failed to realize the real reason we went to war. Most of them said we went to war because we thought they had weapons of mass destruction, others said because we were looking for a fight. And I agree we were looking for fight, but not because we wanted war but because we were attacked. A lot of people don't want to remember what happened on September 11, 2001, the day our country was attacked. I've realized that if you F*** with our country we fight back. We went to war to protect our country not because we felt like getting into a fight
Horror Movie Rules by myname-clarkkent, literature
Literature
Horror Movie Rules
1. When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone.
6. As a general rule, don't s
I found this the other day and thought I'd post it in honor of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows Part1 coming out November 19, 2010.
There were actually 1238 but that would take up to much time... well i guess this takes up time to... put the Harry potter fans will like it :)
1. I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor will I insist that their House colors indicate that they are "covered in bees".
2. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.
3. "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4. Putting up Doug Henning p