Horror Movie Rules by myname-clarkkent, literature
Literature
Horror Movie Rules
1. When it appears you have killed the monster, NEVER check to see if it's really dead.
2. Never read a book of demon summoning aloud, even as a joke.
3. Do not go search for something in the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.
4. If your children speak to you in Latin or any other language which they should not speak, or if they speak to you using a voice which is not their own, shoot them immediately. It will save you the grief in the long run. *NOTE* It will probably take several rounds to kill them, so be prepared.
5. When you have the benefit of numbers, NEVER pair off or go alone.
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